i can relate to pirates because i too am after the booty
the fact that there are animals who can see colors that i cant which means that there are colors that exist that it is literally impossible for me to envision is such fucking bullshit that i wanna rip open a couch and eat it
I love when people shut the fuck up
*almost chokes on food* *keeps eating*
Put a pancake on a girl’s head when she’s asleep to keep her warm and safe.